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Friday, July 23rd, 2010

I know, I’ve been missing in action for some time now.  Ok, here’s the thing: I don’t write a lot in the summer because there’s just too much to do outdoors and around the house.  Plus, the motorcycle calls my name each Saturday morning and let’s face it, the motorcycle is much more entertaining than writing……well, sometimes.

However, Captain LaFontaine is going to make another appearance in the near future and I promise more poetry.  To tide you over, I wrote another rap song for my friend Vickie.

Wanna hear it, here it is….

Vice Vice Baby

Yo V. to the I. to the Kie, let’s kick it

Vice vice baby (x2)
All right stop; collate and listen
Vickie’s back with a bad intention
Grabs my hips and holds them tightly
Grind up on me daily, nightly
Will it ever stop I just don’t know
Turn off the lights and there she goes
Jump on the bed, like a big fat vandal
Burned my ass on the wax of a candle
I scream like a girl in the hotel room
Spill my beer; go get a broom
Deadly, when she’s singin’ that melody
Damn she’s old, could be a felony
Love it or leave it I’ve gained some weight
Slap my ass and she’s here to play
If this is a problem yo I’ll solve it
Slip and slide now she’s gonna dog it

CHORUS
Vice Vice baby Vickie (x4)

Now you know, that Vickie is humpin’
Do a shot and I just keep pumpin’
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I’m fryin’ her ass like a pound of bacon
Ride that pony quick and nimble
I go real crazy when she pops a pimple
Step up the beat with a souped up tempo
She rolls away and it’s time to go solo
The judges give me a 10.0
I jump from the bed and I walk real slow
Vickie’s waving to just say hi
I look to her side and what do I spy.
I gag and I burp I can’t believe
Just to her left is the ho Tricky
I busted a left and I’m heading to the block
Then I realize hanging out is my cock
So I run and I run back to the hood
If I had a fast car, ride I would

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed now ’cause I’m a lyrical poet
Grab my crotch in case you don’t know it
I fart and I rip a big bass sound
Enough to shake and kick some holes in the ground
‘Cause my style’s like a big fat chemical spill
And my body will make you fucking ill
Constructed I am from Taco Bell
What the fuck is that horrible smell

But stank as my ass just might be
There’s just one thing you’ll never believe
As bad as my ass all covered in hickeys
Nothing’s as bad as lookin’ at Tricky!

Vice vice baby Vickie
Vice vice baby (oh-oh) Vickie
Vice vice baby Vickie
Vice vice baby Vickie vice
Yo man let’s get out of here
Word to your motha, fucka
Vice vice baby too cold
Vice vice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Vice vice baby

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Plenty and tea…

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

A bird you see, came down from his tree.
A wonderful smell lured him in.
He sat on the sill of the house of one Jill
And watched her sip tea within.

He pecked and he pecked at the window bespecked
Til his beak had begun to fray.
He just had to taste the aroma he faced
But the window was blocking his way.

Jill looked to the left and then to the right.
And to the window did see.
“A bird on the sill with extraordinary will.
I’ll shall invite him in for some tea.”

“What is your name, my fine feathered friend?”
“It is Plenty,” the bird he did say.
“Please do come on in and sip from my tin.
We’ll drink tea and shall chatter all day.”

So Plenty came in and he sat with a grin
as the two, they did share some more tea.
When the pot had been drained, Jill stood and she claimed,
“This day I could never conceive.”

“I really must say you enlightened my day
but I really must ask you to leave.”
“For my husband’s a chef and really quite deaf.
If he finds you here, cooked will you be.”

“You really must fly before he comes by
go seek safety there back in your tree.”
So Plenty did fly and the chef did arrive
and Jill thought it was over to be.

The chef was an ass and known to harass.
He was sure something home was amiss.
He thought and he thought, becoming distraught.
When his mind, it began to just guess.

He sat in his chair, his big eyes turned to glare.
“Who’s been sharing this house with my wife?”
It smells like a bird, a wee little turd.
An end will soon come to his life.

“It was nothing you see; a bird named Plenty.
We only shared tea from the pot.
But he went on his way; it was nothing I say.
To seek the safety he finds in his flock.

“The chef was enraged.  He could not be assuaged.
He screamed and he started to swerve.
He picked up a knife and threatened it twice.
“If he comes back again, him I’ll serve!”

As the chef turned to heave, his right foot did let leave.
He slipped and he started to fall.
With a swerve and a boom his body did loom
Then came crashing down like a brick wall.

A feather, it was found, had fallen aground.
A feather the chef did not see.
His head hit the floor; blood started to pour.
The chef would soon cease to be.

Freedom, Jill claimed, was now to be gained.
And she buried the chef in the back.
My new feathered friend has managed to mend
A loveless house turning to black.

For the rest of her life Jill woke at first light
and started a fresh pot of tea.
Plenty would come and both would succumb
and would never again have to flee.

A feather, you see, became very mighty.
More powerful than the chef’s sword.
Striking a blow, a fatal hero
In this tale of a woman so bored.

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Poetry Out Loud…

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

I’ve taken a small break from reading anything else so I can plow through Chris Moore’s latest novel, Bite Me: A Love Story!  However, I’m still doing a little trudging through The Poetry Foundation’s website and I’m truly digging the Poetry Out Loud website with the video’s from last year’s competition.

Since I can’t embed the Poetry Out Loud videos here, I thought I’d post some of the poems from the competition, those of the winners.  Amazing doesn’t come close to describing these kids.  Remember, these are high school kids, not adults.

God I wish I had that kind of passion when I was their age.  At 16 I was more interested in hair bands and sex.  Too bad I’m still thinking of it at 42!

Danse Russe

by William Carlos Williams

If when my wife is sleeping
and the baby and Kathleen
are sleeping
and the sun is a flame-white disc
in silken mists
above shining trees,—
if I in my north room
dance naked, grotesquely
before my mirror
waving my shirt round my head
and singing softly to myself:
“I am lonely, lonely.
I was born to be lonely,
I am best so!”
If I admire my arms, my face,
my shoulders, flanks, buttocks
against the yellow drawn shades,—
Who shall say I am not

the happy genius of my household?

******

Progressive Health

by Carl Dennis

We here at Progressive Health would like to thank you
For being one of the generous few who’ve promised
To bequeath your vital organs to whoever needs them.
Now we’d like to give you the opportunity
To step out far in front of the other donors
By acting a little sooner than you expected,
Tomorrow, to be precise, the day you’re scheduled
To come in for your yearly physical. Six patients
Are waiting this very minute in intensive care
Who will likely die before another liver
And spleen and pairs of lungs and kidneys
Match theirs as closely as yours do. Twenty years,
Maybe more, are left you, granted, but the gain
Of these patients might total more than a century.
To you, of course, one year of your life means more
Than six of theirs, but to no one else,
No one as concerned with the general welfare
As you’ve claimed to be. As for your poems—
The few you may have it in you to finish—
Even if we don’t judge them by those you’ve written,
Even if we assume you finally stage a breakthrough,
It’s doubtful they’ll raise one Lazarus from a grave
Metaphoric or literal. But your body is guaranteed
To work six wonders. As for the gaps you’ll leave
As an aging bachelor in the life of friends,
They’ll close far sooner than the open wounds
Soon to be left in the hearts of husbands and wives,
Parents and children, by the death of the six
Who now are failing. Just imagine how grateful
They’ll all be when they hear of your grand gesture.
Summer and winter they’ll visit your grave, in shifts,
For as long as they live, and stoop to tend it,
And leave it adorned with flowers or holly wreaths,
While your friends, who are just as forgetful
As you are, just as liable to be distracted,
Will do no more than a makeshift job of upkeep.
If the people you’ll see tomorrow pacing the halls
Of our crowded facility don’t move you enough,
They’ll make you at least uneasy. No happy future
Is likely in store for a man like you whose conscience
Will ask him to certify every hour from now on
Six times as full as it was before, your work
Six times as strenuous, your walks in the woods
Six times as restorative as anyone else’s.
Why be a drudge, staggering to the end of your life
Under this crushing burden when, with a single word,
You could be a god, one of the few gods

Who, when called on, really listens?

******

The Windhover

by Gerard Manley Hopkins

I caught this morning morning’s minion, king-
dom of daylight’s dauphin
Of the rolling level underneath him steady air, and striding
High there, how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling rippling wing
In his ecstasy! then off, off forth on swing,
As a skate’s heel sweeps smooth on a bow-bend: the hurl and gliding
Rebuffed the big wind. My heart in hiding
Stirred for a bird, – the achieve of, the mastery of the thing!

******

Somewhere to Paris

by Richard Blanco

The sole cause of a man’s unhappiness
is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room.
PASCAL, Pensées

The vias of Italy turn to memory with each turn
and clack of the train’s wheels, with every stitch
of track we leave behind, the duomos return again
to my imagination, already imagining Paris—
a fantasy of lights and marble that may end
when the train stops at Gare de l’Est and I step
into the daylight. In this space between cities,
between the dreamed and the dreaming, there is
no map—no legend, no ancient street names
or arrows to follow, no red dot assuring me:
you are here—and no place else. If I don’t know
where I am, then I am only these heartbeats,
my breaths, the mountains rising and falling
like a wave scrolling across the train’s window.
I am alone with the moon on its path, staring
like a blank page, shear and white as the snow
on the peaks echoing back its light. I am this
solitude, never more beautiful, the arc of space
I travel through for a few hours, touching
nothing and keeping nothing, with nothing
to deny the night, the dark pines pointing

to the stars, this life, always moving and still.

******

Paul Laurence Dunbar (1872-1906)

Sympathy

I KNOW what the caged bird feels, alas!
When the sun is bright on the upland slopes;
When the wind stirs soft through the springing grass,
And the river flows like a stream of glass;
When the first bird sings and the first bud opes,
And the faint perfume from its chalice steals —
I know what the caged bird feels!

I know why the caged bird beats his wing
Till its blood is red on the cruel bars;
For he must fly back to his perch and cling
When he fain would be on the bough a-swing;
And a pain still throbs in the old, old scars
And they pulse again with a keener sting —
I know why he beats his wing!

I know why the caged bird sings, ah me,
When his wing is bruised and his bosom sore,—
When he beats his bars and he would be free;
It is not a carol of joy or glee,
But a prayer that he sends from his heart’s deep core,
But a plea, that upward to Heaven he flings —
I know why the caged bird sings!

******

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If…

Friday, March 19th, 2010

I don’t think I need to give an explanation of the brilliance of Rudyard Kipling.  Just read and enjoy!


If

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream–and not make dreams your master,
If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings–nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And–which is more–you’ll be a Man, my son!

–Rudyard Kipling

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A breath of life…

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

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Just wanted to share one more…

A Psalm of Life by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

WHAT THE HEART OF THE YOUNG MAN
SAID TO THE PSALMIST

TELL me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream ! —
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.

Life is real !   Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal ;
Dust thou art, to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.

Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destined end or way ;
But to act, that each to-morrow
Find us farther than to-day.

Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.

In the world’s broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle !
Be a hero in the strife !

Trust no Future, howe’er pleasant !
Let the dead Past bury its dead !
Act,— act in the living Present !
Heart within, and God o’erhead !

Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sands of time ;

Footprints, that perhaps another,
Sailing o’er life’s solemn main,
A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.

Let us, then, be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate ;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labor and to wait.

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An owl, a pussycat, and a boy who couldn’t sleep…

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

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This week has been a doozy.  I guess that’s a really nice way of saying that the week has been total shit and I’m ready for a new life.

But one good milestone is that I finished one book and started a few others.

I just finished DC Pierson’s The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep And Didn’t Have To.“  Umm, strange is all I can say.  I have a feeling there was a larger meaning that I just didn’t get.  I think what drove me a little nuts was that it was written like a 15 year old would talk.  Have you ever listened to a 15 year old girl speak for three minutes straight in ONE SENTENCE?  That’s what it was like.

The story started out pretty interesting and had great possibilities.  But like most modern novels, it seems that the author gets to a crescendo and the editor says, “ok, that’s good.  Slam it shut in the next five paragraphs and we’ll call this pig cooked!

You know you’re about to get screwed when the book starts to build to a great conclusion and you realize that you’re on page 225 of 228.  Yep, you’ve been blue balled!

Hopefully the next selection will be better.  It’s kind of chick-lit but I need something to read while I’m waiting for Chris Moore’s Bite Me to release on the 23rd of March.  Also, I think the 9th is the release date for Next: A Novel from James Hynes.  A few days ago I finished Kings of Infinite Space and really liked it so I’ll dive into his next novel when it comes out next week.

Ok, so the book is called Sammy’s Hill and it’s written by Kristin Gore.  She wrote for SNL and Futurama.  Let’s hope it can keep my interest.

And I’m still in the middle of a few others.  Poet‘s Corner is a collection of poems with commentary by John Lithgow.  Yep, the same John Lithgow from stage and screen (Third Rock From the Sun).  It has already turned me on to several great poets, including Edward Lear and his Books of Nonsense.

Here’s a little Edward Lear for your pallet.  It’s a blast.

The Owl and the Pussycat

I
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
‘O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!’
II
Pussy said to the Owl, ‘You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?’
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

III
‘Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?’ Said the Piggy, ‘I will.’
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

The book is entitled The Complete Nonsense Books of Edward Lear and contains many of his illustrations (he was an artist too) as well as his poetry.  I highly recommend it.  It’s lighthearted and lots of fun.  With all the stresses in life, this is a great escape.

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Losing…

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

I think this still needs a lot of work and is pretty shallow.  But I’m going to go ahead an post here for shits and grins.  I’ll keep working and working on it over the next few days and weeks and we’ll see what I can change to make it a little better.

Enjoy!

******

Losing Grip

Once, on a night both starry and clean

Through woods did a man walk a path.

His shadow cast long and narrow and straight.

His body lean; shadow abstract.

In the distance a howl, a hoot, a breeze.

A chill in the air brought a fright.

He shuffled along with faster gait,

Through the cold weary night.

Nor shall he worry, for his God will see safe.

He lay down his soul with no fear.

Continue on, shall I walk this path,

I know the presence is here.

A twitch in his arm, a numb that will follow.

A creak and a crack it did call.

To the ground in amazement and wonder

His left arm, in silence, did fall.

He walked on for miles and miles he did travel.

For again came the twitch from his arm.

Again with the crack and a silent tear,

He eyed at the other, alarmed.

Steady he walked through the dark & clear night

The cold breeze flowed through the trees.

Armless he thought, but still do I live.

At least I still walk; I have feet.

Nor shall he worry, for his God will see safe.

He lay down his soul with no fear.

Continue on, shall I, faith is still with me.

I know the presence is here.

On he did weave and ponder his life.

Not one limb lost, but two.

He thought of the burden for miles and miles.

But fate was certainly not through.

A stumble and trip soon were to follow.

The twitch turned to shift and a sway.

The gray pebbled path; shift in the night.

One leg dropped and fell on its way.

As circumstance would have it,

Balance, it seems, was his strength.

And he hopped on for miles, miles did he go,

No regard for his trek’s solemn length.

Nor shall he worry, for his God will see safe.

He lay down his soul with no fear.

Continue on, shall I, faith is still with me.

I know the presence is here.

One stem was no issue, he randomly thought.

I can still live with only one limb.

Standing tall as he hobbled; hobbled on

Never thinking ’bout anything grim.

It started again, the twitch and the flutter

He knew it would certainly come true.

His last leg to stand on was certainly gone.

His life was now certainly through.

Now shall he worry, for his god is misplaced.

He lie on the ground in such fear.

I cannot continue he prayed aloud.

I doubt the that presence is here.

He cursed to the sky and swore to his god.

His life was now drowned in the mire.

Preparing to die, he took his last breath

Sure he would soon expire.

But the minutes to hours and hours to days

He remained but a stump on the path.

He contemplated his predicament

And wondered what had caused this wrath.

On three night and four he took his last breath

Sworn til the end; kept his faith.

He died without prospect alone on the path

Never a sign of his wraith.

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Rhyme Thyme…

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Lately I’ve been on a poetry kick and even started writing some really ridiculous poems myself.  I have received inspiration from a couple of poets.  Yes, you’ll cringe….and some of you will love it!  I know Danielle will.

Poe is the first.  What a brilliant…and sick mind he had.  The second one if Tim Burton.  I picked up a copy of The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and fell in love immediately.  The poems/limmericks are simplistic and poignant.  Almost everything in the small book is social commentary of some sort, but funny at the heart of the poem.

I am in no way trying to compare myself to Burton or Poe.  I’m just having fun writing these things.  I feel they still need work but I wanted to get them on the blog for all to laugh at!  Some are fun and some are stupid.  But I think you’ll agree that they all reflect how immature I truly can be.  At least that’s what my wife tells me.

******
{The Witch With A Twitch was originally published in the previous post but I included it here again.  So sue me!}

The Witch With A Twitch

There once was a witch; a witch with a twitch
It bothered her night and day.
She cast a spell in hopes to quell
But the twitch was here to stay

She cursed and durst and turned a verse
to make the twitch so flee.
But in the end the cursed was penned
Here to stay it will be.

The twitch did itch, her eyes did pitch.
They lost all energy.
Without her sight, life was blight,
She really couldn’t see.

One day a fine lad, he knocked on her pad
He knew not what was she.
Upon opening the door, it was to his horror
A blind witch with a twitch he did see.

She invited him in, to sit in her den
Her story began to unfold.
It seems she was sad and then became mad,
And turned a prince into a toad.

A curse came alight, that gave her this plight
The twitch would her punishment be.
See prince had a curse that placed on the worst
If a toad he was turned and shall be.

Since the witch couldn’t see, she was starving, in need
And had long had a craving for lad
So she pulled out her wand with intent to abscond
And hopes of a meal to be had.

The lad was too quick; the witch not too slick
And away he was gone in a flash.
When all was complete, she confronted defeat
her house was now nothing but ash.

A lesson was learned and now fully earned
It’s best to not go off the wall.
If sad becomes mad and mad becomes bad,
You better just walk away from it all!


Sock Boy

Sock Boy was born with a splatter of goo.
It followed him everywhere, even to school.
When he sat down on the moving bus,
He stuck to the seat and couldn’t get up.


Penny the Pen

Penny the pen, a life to be spent.
She left ink on the ground wherever she went.
Never to fear, whatever the cost.
For Penny the Pen would never get lost!

Just follow the trail of ink on the floor.
It takes her back to her own front door.
But one day her ink got shallow and dried.
The pen was now empty; she died.


A Valentine’s Day Love Story

Suzie Q was feeling blue.
She had no date; this much was true.
The day of hearts was coming near
And Suzie Q was showing fear.

If she sat alone, alone that day
Depression could not be held at bay.
She must, oh must, find a date.
The time is now, it’s getting late.

Johnny B was feeling fine.
The day of hearts would pass him by.
No money spent on worthless gifts.
No loves lost on petty rifts.

To the club, he would go.
Drink a beer; watch a ho.
And when he had no more cash,
Alone he’d go; alone and trashed.

One day at work, the two did meet.
Him sitting down; her on her feet.
He took a long, perverted stare
And decided one night he could bear.

So he asked for a date on the night of hearts.
Her fragile state; tricked a sweetheart.
They set the time to meet for drinks.
Showered and shaved, so not to jinx.

Dinner was fine, the dancing great.
Off to bed, it’s getting late.
The question came, yours or mine?
Johnny thought, my lucky time!

After the deed was done and sealed
Suzy ashamed, Johnny reeled!
Suzy would take the walk of shame.
Johnny told his workers, “she came.”

A few weeks later, Suzy was late.
Johnny shit bricks; he’d sealed his fate.
He begged and pleaded, “I’m dead alas.”
The next time this happens come in her….


Ibid {and}

Amy eats Apples

Biddy eats Beans

Cate has some Cabbage {and}

Denny is Clean

Ethan’s a Hawk

Freddie fell on the floor

Ginny’s a Slave {and}

Harry’s her Whore

Ibid is Lost {and}

Jerry’s a Fairy

Ken has a Pen {and}

Larry hates Dairy

Mary’s a Mat {for}

Nate the narcissist

Ophelia’s an Orphan {but}

Penny just got pissed!

Quinn has no Fins {because}

Ren stole his rump

Sally loves all sins {and}

Tim has a hump

Uke is useless {and}

Vinnie’s a Vamp

Wess tapped a waitress {but}

Xavier got the clap!

Yellow is mellow {and}

Zulu is fate

This dumb rhyme is over

It’s me that you hate!

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The Witch With A Twitch…

Monday, February 15th, 2010


The Witch With A Twitch

There once was a witch; a witch with a twitch
It bothered her night and day
She cast a spell in hopes to quell
But the twitch was here to stay

She cursed and durst and turned a verse
to make the twitch so flee.
But in the end the cursed was penned
Here to stay it will be.

The twitch did itch, her eyes did pitch.
They lost all energy.
Without her sight, life was blight,
She really couldn’t see.

One day a fine lad, he knocked on her pad
He knew not what was she.
Upon opening the door, it was to his horror
A blind witch with a twitch he did see.

She invited him in, to sit in her den
Her story began to unfold.
It seems she was sad and then became mad,
And turned a prince into a toad.

A curse came alight, that gave her this plight
The twitch would her punishment be.
Seethe  prince had a curse that placed on the worst
If a toad he was turned and shall be.

Since the witch couldn’t see, she was starving, you see
And had long had a craving for lad
So she pulled out her wand with intent to abscond
And hopes of a meal to be had.

The lad was too quick; the witch not too slick
And away he was gone in a flash.
When all was complete, she confronted defeat
Her den was now nothing but ash.

A lesson was learned and now fully earned
It’s best to not go off the wall.
If sad becomes mad and mad becomes bad,
It’s best to just walk away from it all!

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Snow and a Boatload of Rhymes…

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

La st Thursday we had a huge ice/snow storm rip through Oklahoma.  Schools were still closed today and I only worked 1/2 days on Thursday and Friday.

So how did I spend Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday?  The bookstore of course.

Since I’ve been on this poetry kick lately I’ve been looking for a sort of anthology of some of the greats.  What I found was a perfect book for someone like me who is just beginning to realize the true power of poetry.

This book has everything you could ever want in popular poetry.  If this thing doesn’t get you diggin’ the rhyme, I’m not sure anything will.

The problem is that it’s freakin’ huge!  So here’s the deal.  You know how your granny gets up every day and does her bible reading?  Well, I’m an atheist so I’m not going to read the bible….but I will read my daily dose of poetry.

One poem a day until I dig through the book.

And I promise that I’ll lay off the poetry for a while on this blog.  I actually do read other things.

I’m in the middle of Kings of Infinite Space by James Hynes at the moment.  And, I have a stack a mile high at home of others I need to get through this year.

I’ll give you a little heads up too.  Lisa Lutz has a new book coming out in March called The Spellmans Strike Again.  This is the 4th in the series.  She will also be in Dallas in April and I will be there.

On March 23rd (I think!), Christopher Moore’s next book, Bite Me, is going to be released.  I’m pissed at Chris right now because he’s not coming anywhere near Oklahoma.  But I’m sure the book will rock so I can’t be too mad.  This is the 3rd in his vampire series.  This series is nothing like the Stephanie Meyers Twilight crap!  It’s not great literature but his writing is much better and much more adult.

So I’ll be back in a day or so and update you on the first few poems from the book.  I might skip around or just start from the beginning.  The first poem is In Cabin’d Ships At Sea by Walt Whitman.

Man what a great journey this is going to be!!  2010, the year of education.


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