Lint Upon Tweed

This story has it all: gay pirates, raping and pillaging, sex, violence, and a boat.

At this writing, I have no freakin’ idea where the story will go.  I do know that it will be written in typical Left Of Sean style.  What does that mean?  It means that it will have no plot, use several curse words, and generally remain childish and immature.

Come on, go for a ride on a pirate ship!  I promise, it won’t hurt….actually, the lawyers tell me I can’t make that claim.  How’s this: Come on, go for a ride on a pirate ship!  I promise that you will lose IQ points.

Chapter One:  Captain Berryman LaFontaine…